Seven documented reasons. Zero games. One very serious Kyle.
All facts verified. Rumors addressed below.
You think he plays around. Understood — the man is charming and it has, historically, caused confusion. But here's the thing: players optimize for volume. This website has exactly one URL, one audience, and your name in the headline. This is the opposite of volume.
That wasn't a fluke — that was a preview. A guy who's "just playing" doesn't spend this much time thinking about round two. Round two simply has better planning and higher stakes.
Is height a personality trait? No. Is it extremely convenient for concerts, top shelves, and finding him in any crowd? Absolutely. Wear the heels. It will never be a conversation.
Not "has an idea for an app" — actual businesses. Ambition, follow-through, spreadsheets. A man building things for his future is not a man wasting your time.
Can technically fight; chooses to hold doors. You'll never carry anything heavy again, and walking to the car at night stops being a thing you think about. The only opponent he taps out to? You.
Replies like an adult, listens like a professional. Mention a song, a snack, a thing you're stressed about — once — and it resurfaces at exactly the right moment. Players don't take notes. Kyle takes notes.
Jokes aside for one second: whatever reputation got here before he did, this is him planting a flag. Full attention, no rotation, no backup plans. All he's asking for is one real shot to prove the rumors wrong.
Your verdict, Simone?